Presentation of the participants in DE-Klubbens Krybespil anno 2011!
Once upon a time, in a kingdom, in a galaxy far far away, 3 vise mænd wandered wildly in a forest filled with sheep, carrying a bottle of Linie! The first vise mand was born in the ghetto and said to the second vise mand who was born near the capitol of DE-Klubben: “I heard they are having a pretty awesome christmas party in the DE-Klubben”. The third vise mand who wasn’t born at all heard this, and replied “those are legendary, especially a fella’ called JepJoh2”. The 3 vise mænd looked at each other, and decided to book tickets for the first airplane available for DE-Klubben.
In the airport, they met all sorts of funny people. In one end a guy called Gert Frølund was selling golden antenna baguettes, and a guy called Maria was selling small babydolls called Jesus. In the other end, all the french farmers were fighting with a guy called Joseph, (who was a cousin of JepJoh2) over something that the french sheep had stolen! The 3 vise mænd looked at each other, and decided to help the poor french farmers whose french sheep had stolen something from Joseph (who now, for reasons unknown, suddenly was a cousin of both JepJoh2 and Gert Frølund). The french people fought with their mighty baguettes, when all of the sudden Maria came with her dolls of Jesus, to lure the sheep away! This did not work! But in the meantime, Gert Frølund was still selling golden antenna baguettes (and by the way, his farmer cousins mother was called Maria, and was french, and thereby closely related to Joseph, who of course was a cousin to JepJoh2).
They fought for long, but all of the sudden the real Jesus arrived, and told them to stop, or he would call the farmers, who owned the only airplane flying to DE-Klubben. Jesus said, that he would call his mother and father for help, who of course was Maria and Joseph (who still is related to JepJoh2). This stopped the battle of france, so the 3 vise mænd went to the desk in the airport, to buy tickets to DE-Klubben, still carrying their bottle of Linie. They went to the desk, where the lady said in the most farmer-like voice she could: “are you travelling alone, or do you wanna bring Jesus, Joseph, Maria, JepJoh2 or Gert Frølund?”. They looked at eachother, and asked the desk-lady “why should we bring Jesus, Joseph, Maria, JepJoh2 or Gert Frølund - what about our sheep?”. The lady at the desk, with the farmer-like voice, said - if you are bringing them all - you have to sail! The 3 vise mænd decided they’d better sail!
So: they all ended up sailing with the famous Linie ship to the fine country of DE-Klubben - the history continues next year!